優秀的文章轉載、翻譯分享 - (I) 從上帝而來的回收通告

Recall Notice from God
(從上帝而來的回收通告)

Source: Internet

Author: Anonymous

Translator: Tik Chan

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,

regardless of make or year,

due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

全能的上帝 --  一切人類、萬物的創造主，
正在陸續回收衪所"製造"的產品，

不論"產品"的型號、"製造年份"，

一概回收，

回收是因為在心靈的基本及關鍵的零組件上，

出現了嚴重的缺憾。

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code,

 named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

(Such malfunction is not supposed to be happened. However, why it happended finally? When the designer and the maker built the prototype which was designed according to the image of Himself, he implanted a critical IC component called "free will" at the heart of the product. This IC is much more sophisticated than any Artificial Intelligence fecturing IC made by human.This component enable the product to choose whether to obey and follow the designer's will or not. Such design is the most risky part of the enginnering work of the whole design. However, this design can distinguish this "work" from the other products manufactured before. Of course, the desiger has to bear the risk exposed brought from the "free will". And, He is also willing to do so.)

(the above paragraph is added by the translator for further elaboration)

此缺憾是由於在"原件的模板" -

亞當及夏娃身上

出現了機能上的故障，

導致到以後出產的"產品"，

亦出現了同樣的問題。

(譯者補充： 此缺憾原來根本是不會發生的，但是，為什麼到最後還是發生了？當設計者在研製此"產品"的時候，祂是按照自己的形象，並植入了一塊稱為"自由意志"的晶片，放置在"產品"的核心位置，此晶片比起一切世上的人工智能晶片更為高超、微妙，藉著此晶片，"產品"被強化起來，並擁有自由意志去決定跟從設計者的意願與否，此特色的設計亦是整個工程風險最大的地方，但是，亦是此特點，叫此"產品"有別於之前的那些產品。當然，設計者早已預知到風險的所在，衪亦願意承擔從"自由意志"衍生出來的風險。)

This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

這缺憾的技術上專稱為 "連鎖反應以下的內在缺德"，

統稱為S.I.N. (中文譯為"罪"或"原罪"或"人與上帝之間的關係破裂的狀態 - 譯者按)。

Some of the symptoms include:

徵狀包括：

1. 
   
   Loss of direction (失去方向、漫無目的地飄流)
2. 
   
   Foul vocal emissions (發出傷害、冒犯別人的說話)
3. 
   
   Amnesia of origin (忘本、忘恩負義)
4. 
   
   Lack of peace and joy (欠缺平安、喜樂)
5. 
   
   Selfish or violent behavior (自私、好勇鬥狠)
6. 
   
   Depression or confusion in the mental component (抑鬱或精神上的紛擾)
7. 
   
   Fearfulness (恐懼)
8. 
   
   Idolatry (崇拜偶像、毒男傾向)
9. 
   
   Rebellion (叛逆、憤世嫉俗)

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,

is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

製造商原是不需要承擔責任、亦不是此失誤的始作俑者，

但亦願意提供免費的原廠維修服務，以更正此失誤。

The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ,

has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

There is no additional fee required.

製造商已委派了維修技術員 -

耶穌基督 (翻出來的意思是"把百姓從罪惡中拯救出來" - 譯者按)，

叫衪來承擔所有龐大的維修費用。

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

無論你身在何地，也可以隨時撥打這個熱線：

戈火竹一中 戈火土弓戈 (倉頡碼，即"祈禱")

撥通電話後，請按著"口裡承認、心裡相信的悔改"程序，

將您上列的徵狀、從罪的捆綁中所帶來的勞苦、重擔，

一一交托及上繳，

之後，從耶穌基督裡下載一個"贖罪"的程式到那個核心的晶片上。

(譯者補充：不需要畫蛇添足，嘗試以其他行動、方法去將功贖罪，

讓自己好過一些，全然100%是恩典，不是靠德行、修行"賺取"的！)

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

無論以往的罪狀、過犯有多少，耶穌基督樂意為您換上：

1. 
   
   Love (愛)
2. 
   
   Joy (喜樂)
3. 
   
   Peace (和平)
4. 
   
   Patience (忍耐)
5. 
   
   Kindness (恩慈)
6. 
   
   Goodness (良善)
7. 
   
   Faithfulness (信實 / 忠實)
8. 
   
   Gentleness (溫柔)
9. 
   
   Self-Control (節制)

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.

(Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

for further details on the use of these fixes.

......

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice,

and you may contact the Holy Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

詳情請參閱"操作指南" - 聖經

您也可以隨時隨地跟此"產品"的設計者及工程師聯絡，

薯著"跪在地上的郵件"吧！

如各位路過的路人、朋友，

有興趣了解、探討多一些關於基督教的信仰，

請在以下的意見箱留言，

或電郵給我 - tiknGod@yahoo.com

願 上帝賜福給您及您的一家！